^{Things that I've learned from life}

Life is more than a four letter word... it has a lot to teach us and alot of tests to take from us. This is what I've learned from my life... why don't you send in your comments and I'll post it up for you too...

I've Learned that...

never dry your underwear in a microwave... well atleast not for more than 5 minutes...

never drink from the same cup your grandma keeps her dentures in... no matter how thirsty you are...

always let your siblings have the last piece of chocolate cake in the fridge... especially when you know that your pet mouse has been missing for days...

never mix potassium with fruit punch at a party... unless you want to start the party with a bang...

never go on mIRC chat as the prime minister of your country... unless you have the urge to be called the most bizzarest of curses...

never make fun of other peoples religion... especially those dames with the multiple arms (talk about a deo problem) and the dude with the many heads (two heads are better than one... too many heads benefit none)... and what about that guy whos a monkey face (wheres Darwin theory now?)...

more comin up shortly people...